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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. Super.

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FBI Vault: https://vault.fbi.gov/Majestic%12

Black Vault link to same document: https://documents.theblackvault.com/documents/fbifiles/majestic.pdf

Presidential History Geeks Live Journal write up: https://potus-geeks.livejournal.com/1517129.html

Your Paranormal article: https://yourparanormal.com/conspiracy-theories/majestic-12/

William Cooper article: https://www.cs.mcgill.ca/~abatko/interests/conspiracy/mj12/

Thursday Mar 07, 2024

#214 The Flying Dutchman

Thursday Mar 07, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the origin story of the Flying Dutchman, the most famous ghost ship there has ever been. We then probe the origin of the Flying Dutchman. Then we probe the origin of the Flying Dutchman. Yes, there have been quite a lot of stories about this boat over the centuries. There have also been many sightings. Some of those sightings have been witnessed by royalty. Some sightings have been witnessed by commanders during World War Two. Some sightings have been witnessed by hundreds of people. Can any of these sightings be explained with science? Who was the captain? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. In discussing WoonMalker’s Flying Dutchman encounter, we utilised a wonderful theme from Rare and the Xbox's Sea Of Thieves courtesy of Microsoft and composed via the magical Robin Beanland. We closed out the episode with the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō.

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Timeline of Flying Dutchman accounts: https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/type0777ast.html

Skeptoid: https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4427

Historic Mysteries: https://www.historicmysteries.com/flying-dutchman/

Vanderdecken's Message Home; or, The Tenacity of Natural Affection. Blackwood's Edinburgh Magazine, vol. 9, no. 50 (May 1821), pp. 127-31.

Thursday Feb 29, 2024

#213 Mount Musine - Activity on a Mountain Dew To Aliens

Thursday Feb 29, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe unusual activity atop Mount Musine in Italy. What went down between two hikers stayed between two hikers mainly because they couldn’t remember what went down. Does that mean that aliens were involved? It would explain the burnt leg… Kinda. This one touches upon strange landmarks now found atop the mountain whilst detouring to Roman Emperor Constantine. All that and more on this weeks file.

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Thursday Feb 22, 2024

#212 Did NASA Make Contact with Aliens in 2019? A Reddit Disclosure

Thursday Feb 22, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the honourable and trustworthy Reddit claim that NASA made contact with extraterrestrials during an experiment in the year 2019. Yes, this broke on Reddit which, when you think about it, is probably exactly how something like this would get out to the general public. Of course, we knew all about these experiments from our days aka day in the MiB academy so when this came out in public, we knew it was time to uncover the truth. In 2019, NASA were experimenting with vibrations in an echo chamber. Eventually, NASA must’ve tapped in to some higher frequency previously unknown to humankind (in the modern era) because it is alleged that a ‘boom’ begun communicating with the NASA scientists. Before much could be established, as you may imagine, the government or at least upper military moved in to shut things down. But things… Continued. Did this event result in humans learning about our future doom? Or did this event, bring about the future doom of humankind? A doom via the All Hearing Ear. Was this the ear of Sauron? Who are The Collective? All that and more on this week’s file.

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Reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c7mz9b/i_work_at_nasa_we_made_alien_contact_yesterday/

Reddit post part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c8i2m5/i_work_at_nasa_we_made_alien_contact_last_week/

Reddit post part 3 (the coded denial): https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c8s7ly/i_work_at_nasa_we_have_never_made_alien_contact/

Reddit post part 4 (f it, we did make contact): https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/c99g1j/i_work_at_nasa_fuck_it_we_did_make_alien_contact/

Thursday Feb 15, 2024

#211 Tarrare - The Man Who Ate Too Much

Thursday Feb 15, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Tarrare. Tarrare, liked to eat. Tarrier liked to eat a lot. As a baby, anything left with Tarrare would be gobbled. The child could consume his own bodyweight in meat. Was this a mutant? An X-Man? The first X-Person? A ghoul or some other form of monster? Or was Tarrare the very embodiment of gluttony? An infectious literal sin roaming the world? Regardless, Tarrare would go on to live quite the life - performing on the streets before ending up in the French military. There, Tarrare would become secret agent 00-hungry but there was a fatal flaw in Tarrare’s career. No matter what Tarrare did, Tarrare was still hungry. Did Tarrare have a wormhole inside his tum-tum? Or can human physiology, neurology, psychology and psychiatry explain this? This is all a true story… All that and more on this week’s file.

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Ripley’s summary of Tarrare: https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/tarrare/

Unbelievable Facts summary: https://unbelievable-facts.com/2023/04/tarrare-the-man-who-ate-anything.html

Messy Nessy: https://www.messynessychic.com/2018/07/13/whatever-you-do-dont-tell-the-french-about-tarrare/

Wiltons write up: https://www.wiltons.org.uk/news/155

Thursday Feb 08, 2024

#210 Extraterrestrial Experience of Johnny Sand

Thursday Feb 08, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Arnold Smith aka Johnny Sands’ extraterrestrial experience of 1976. Johnny was a stuntman, musician and experiencer. But was the experience part of the show? Johnny was approached after seeing a blimp in the sky but when telling the authorities, nobody would listen. But was some higher authority listening? Who are the Office of Special Investigation, really? All that and more on this weeks probe.

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Thursday Feb 01, 2024

#209 Mayagüez Monkey Mystery Box - What’s in The Box

Thursday Feb 01, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Juan Rivera Feliberti. As a child in Mayagüez, Puerto Rico, Juan liked to fly a kite. Juan wasn’t the only one that liked kites it turned out though, for a UFO would make a (successful) effort to suck off Juan’s kite. Juan would be sucked off too and before you know it, Juan was offered a trade. A box in exchange for the kite. But WHAT’S IN THE BOX? Juan, would find out because Juan wanted to play with the alien girl’s box but after returning to earth, all was not as fun as it seemed. Not everyone could see what was in the box which would result in lots of trouble for Juan. Juan eventually managed that trouble but Juan would be sucked off again in later life. Juan was getting him some box… All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. Early one you may haver noticed the 1998 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s Potion Shop tune composed by Hero of Sound Kōji Kondō. We closed out the episode with another Kōji Kondō track, the ’Staff Roll’ aka credits theme from Nintendo’s 1990-1992 Super Mario World from the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

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Thursday Jan 25, 2024

#208 Wyoming Abduction of Carl Higdon - Return of the Sprinkler

Thursday Jan 25, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Carl Higdon’s abduction experience in Wyoming on October 25th, 1974. Carl was ready to do some hunting (of pig-skinned elk) when other hunters directed Carl to a secret spot. That secret spot saw quite a bit more activity than Carl had bargained for and the hunter would become the hunted. Would Carl see another civilisation? Another world? If so, why? Why would an alien need a drill? As Carl may have taken a knock on the head, it is slightly possible that concussion and associated head trauma difficulties could be the cause of this tale. An expert in hypnotic regression may have been brought in to establish the truth… All that and more on this weeks probe.

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Thursday Jan 18, 2024

#207 Political Councillor Had Sex with Aliens - Cat Dad

Thursday Jan 18, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe UK politics councillor from the Labour Party, Simon Parkes. Simon’s life had quite the start with members of his family including his mother working for secret services. Sadly, that didn’t end well and gave Simon quite a tough upbringing. Simon would be ok though for Simon had a second mother. A real mother. A mother who had been visiting Simon since Simon was in the womb and would continue to visit Simon and basically line up sexual encounters, even when Simon worked in local government services. Simon consented but was also made to believe that he felt things so this one is very muddy. What is less muddy however is that Simon has appeared on British television to share his story and that story includes being the father of a hybrid child. Simon really likes cat. Alongside that, we ponder the nature of holographic sex… All that and more on this week’s file.

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Brief Guardian article: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/the-northerner/2012/mar/27/whitby-councillor-alien-mother-simon-parkes

Huffington Post article on alien sex causing problems in Simon’s marriage: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/amp/entry/labour-councillor-simon-parkes-sex-alien-marriage-_n_3458236/

Daily Mail more detailed article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2343983/amp/Whitby-Councillor-Simon-Parkes-tells-ITVs-The-Morning-I-lost-virginity-alien-holographic-age-FIVE.html

Nexus Magazine interview with Simon Parkes regarding aliens and the Illuminati: https://www.scribd.com/document/345983420/2202-Simon-Parkes

Website summarising Simon: https://heavy.com/news/simon-parkes/

Simon’s website (please be respectful): https://www.simonparkes.org

Confessions of an Alien Abductee documentary section covering Simon Parkes: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mRkoIrCn1pM

This Morning interview with Simon Parkes: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZuXbAlw5g

Thursday Jan 11, 2024

#206 Celestian Falcon’s Celestial Experience - Sweet Baby Falcon

Thursday Jan 11, 2024

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Celestian Falcon’s funked up family experience. This one has it all. Except cat people. We are talking reptilians. Greys. Gimps. Even God themselves. There was also possibly a crime along the way. Oh and a clear Indigo Child. This four year old has possibly experienced the most extreme experience ever experienced by an experiencer. My gosh. Also, what kind of sex toys do aliens use? All that and more on this weeks episode.

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