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Thursday Oct 14, 2021

#88 CERN Are Going to Destroy the World? The LHC Stargate

Thursday Oct 14, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe CERN. What do you really know about the Large Hadron Collider? Greybeard is a lord. Of sea-monkeys, but it counts. More importantly, we are touching down in conspiracy town again this week as we analyse whether CERN are utilising the LHC to destroy the world. Or at least, bring something somewhat unsavoury through it. Is the location of the LHC really the place you want to see a statue associated with the destruction of the world? Are the people in charge of these potentially world-ending experiments associated with human sacrifice? Along the way, we also learn how to defeat Goro in Mortal Kombat and whether Moonwalker or Greybeard would go through a Stargate themselves. But before that, we discover what weasels are doing in the tunnels of the LHC. You may think that this is a lot so let’s just throw something else in to the mix… How does all this tie in to the Illuminati and the New World Order? All that and more on this week’s file.

YouTube Video of (fake) swirl above the Large Hadron Collider: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvzdzzoAOQ

YouTube video of possible allegedly true satanic ritual outside CERN by Shiva statue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvUMfXKACfE - CERN states that it dealt with those responsible, make of that what you will.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As often is the case, we also snuck a couple of pop culture jams in for our listeners. Firstly, you may have noticed the Lemmiwinks song (The Ballad of Lemmiwinks) from South Park season 6 episode 14. At the time, we thought that this was one of the best episodes of South Park ever in our humble view, though we aren’t sure if it’s aged well. In the episode, the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catatafish guide Lemmiwinks to safety. We can only assume this song was written and produced by trey Parker and Matt Stone via South Park Studios. During the Mortal Kombat how to beat Goro discussion (parody finisher - lego brick), we snuck the Mortal Kombat theme in there. Now, for this one we’re not entirely sure on the credits. The internet tells us that this is called Techno Syndrome and was written by Oliver Adams, published via Virgin Records. If that is not accurate, our sincerest apologies. Rumour has it that the song was made on an Atari ST. We may have gotten a little carried away this episode because during the Old Gregg discussion, we also included a snippet from Love Games - the wondrous song from the Mighty Boosh comedy troupe. This song featured in BBC Three series two episode ‘The Legend of Old Gregg’ performed by Old Gregg and Howard Moon (Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt). Mmmm, creamy.

Thursday Oct 07, 2021

#87 Ghosts on a Boat - The Queen Mary (Kev’s Birthday 2021)

Thursday Oct 07, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Queen Mary. On this podcast, on special occasions such as Christmas and birthdays we take a break from the aliens to probe mysteries of the non-extraterrestrial variety. Today, is such a day. Today, we #probe a boat. Kev loves boats. But does Kev know much about them? Granville puts Kev to the test with disastrous results. There will be shots. Who was the Queen Mary named after? This boat launched in 1934 with her maiden voyage in 1936 but what happened to this big, big boat to warrant a probe? You better start believing in ghost stories… All that and more on this weeks file.

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Thursday Sep 30, 2021

#86 Oakville Blobs

Thursday Sep 30, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Oakville Blobs. In 1994, these unexplainable blobby blobby blobbies fell from the sky an extraordinary six times over a three week period. But what was it? Fish? Shady governments? People pooping from planes? Or something more… Extraterrestrial? Or maybe it involved whales? How does all this relate to a Japanese tv show? Outside of all of that business, just a little warning - never, ever, look up jerp. Jokes aside, it is pretty disturbing what certain government agencies may be willing to do to us but that may not be the case here, we make no assumptions. This one could also just as likely be explained by ghosts. All that and more on this week’s file.

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. You may also have heard the Toad’s Turnpike theme from Mario Kart 64 briefly snuck in there - developed and published by Nintendo and composed by Kenta Nagata. In terms of music, finally, our British listeners may have noticed the theme from that staple of Saturday evening television, Noel’s House Party, popped in. Outside of music, thank you to Unsolved Mysteries Season 9 Episode 6 for bringing our attention to this case.

Thursday Sep 23, 2021

#85 Unarius - The Saga or Ernest and Ruth

Thursday Sep 23, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we Unarius. To do so, we get deep inside Ruth and Ernest. Moonwalker brings us yet another child prodigy. But this one is legit (allegedly truthfully). Ernie could move objects with his mind. Ernie was also a scientist and a neurological engineer who, allegedly, truthfully created the television tube. Ernest could also read palms. Yes, Ernie had many talents. On Ernie’s travels to help the world, Ernie met Ruth. Both, were expecting each other and weeks later they were married, beginning an amazing adventure in 4d science. Does this make sense to you? It sure should. In this episode, we shall learn about a prophecy. All that and more on this weeks file.

YouTube link for Uriel’s prophecy: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JLOSqw62GeU

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Thursday Sep 16, 2021

#84 Reptilian Jazz Sex - The Pamela Stonebrooke Story

Thursday Sep 16, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Pamela Stonebrooke, a jazz singer with an interesting... Take… On the extraterrestrial. We begin today’s #probe learning about Moonwalker and Greybeard’s former relationship. We then move on to learn just why the talented Pamela is known as the Intergalactic Diva. Today we also learn about the talents of reptilians. By talents, we of course refer to their banging abilities. Warning - there are some sensitive topics in this one and we don’t condone what may or may not have taken place. Breezing past the dark stuff, we move on to consensual encounters. If you’d had such a highly satisfying encounter, would it make you sing? Meanwhile if you mated with a reptilian, what would the children come out like? All that and more on this week’s file.

Obviously during this episode we had to discuss Pamela Stonebrooke’s wonderful album ‘The Intergalactic Diva’ released during 2005 courtesy of Higher Self Records 2003. We have included just a few seconds of the song ‘Alien’ from this album to analyse the music. This album is available via Apple Music, Spotify, Amazon and on YouTube - please do check it out and support Pamela. Meanwhile if the song is removed from this episode in the future, this is because we have been asked to do so. We do not intend to profit in any way from the few seconds of music included and include this only to analyse as stated. Thank you Pamela for providing the material for such an enjoyable episode to us all.

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Thursday Sep 09, 2021

#83 Lonnie Zamora Incident - New Mexico UFO

Thursday Sep 09, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the Lonnie Zamora incident. This week we drop some trustworthy truth bombs as we dip a toe in to New Mexico in 1964. There can be no doubt as to the word of a police officer - they are honourable and trustworthy. We learn of Lonnie walking his rounds, in a car, when he is interrupted by… Something. But what? Dynamite? Or something more extraterrestrial? Were there figures inside whatever he saw? Joyriding teen aliens perhaps? Then we make our way to France. Is it all connected? Along the way we ask why you would need a shack of dynamite? All that and more on this weeks file.

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Thursday Sep 02, 2021

#82 Jellyfish Sky People of Venus and Earth

Thursday Sep 02, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe the many cases of atmospheric jellyfish sky people both on Venus and Earth. Is earth being visited by atmospheric jellyfish and if so, are these jellyfish morphing flying objects, or are they the intergalactic or even inter dimensional creatures themselves, somehow existing on planes beyond our own? Or do these creatures naturally live in both our atmosphere and the atmosphere of Venus? Is there scientific research to back up this possibility? Or can this all be explained by more earthly origins? These things have been sighted all over the world. Military’s wouldn’t cover them up, would they? All that and more on this week’s file.

The ‘plastic bag’ video is available here: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/moment-sky-jellyfish-hovers-above-22940142.amp

Link to images of all the most well-known sky jellyfish via Cryptidz Fandom: https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Jellyfish

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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. You may also have heard a brief midi of the Danger Zone song featured in the Top Gun movie by Kenny Loggins, written and composed by Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock. We didn’t use the actual song but regardless, thank you for making an iconic film, that little bit more iconic folks. We also couldn’t resist sticking in the Zora’s Domain theme from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That theme was originally composed by Kōji Kondō and as we’ve said before, The Ocarina of Time is among our favourite video games ever. There was not an official English release of the original soundtrack but thank you to all the folks behind Zelda from Nintendo for brightening our childhood and making 1998-1999 the best of years.

Thursday Aug 26, 2021

#81 Garry and the EMB - The A70 Abduction Incident

Thursday Aug 26, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a UFO above Scotland’s A70 road. Two men. One lonely evening delivering a package. How often is a lothario successful? We have two witnesses today so of course, it is surprisingly difficult to get the facts straight. Garry breaks UFO Abduction Avoidance rule 1.01: he drives in to the light beam. That’s right next to ‘do not drop trousers.’ For those curious, the usual path to confirmation that injuries are caused by aliens is as follows: paracetamol, aspirin, nurofen, ibuprofen, morphine, MRI, spinal tap, aliens, regression therapy, own research group. Also today, Moonwalker discloses that he has been glamour modelling for a clothing brand aka reputable adult website. That’s right, Moonwalker has been on the catwalk, the catwalk, yeah... He’s, too sexy for his hoodie... Right Said Moonie. During today’s case some unusual details are uncovered as to what transpired during the alleged abduction. MiB voyeurs, anyone? Most importantly, today, we establish that Garry is not very good. All that and more on this weeks file.

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Thursday Aug 19, 2021

#80 Spring Heeled Jack - An Alien Attack?

Thursday Aug 19, 2021

The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Spring Heeled Jack. This is a legitimate piece of London folklore from the Victorian era. But what was to blame? Was Jack a single prankster who was then imitated down the years? Was ole’ Jack a noble lord from the upper echelons of society with no regard for the law and the money to get away with it? Was Jack a monster? Or is there a more extraterrestrial explanation? Along the way we paint the town red. We also question whether this is an unofficial world record high jumper or whether this was merely a matter of perspective (which side of the wall are you on)? Alongside that, Greybeard and moonwalker consider their options were they to get in to a fist fight with a bear… All that and more on this week’s file.

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