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The paranormal comedy podcast from two former MIB’s who asked too many questions. Kevin the Grey and Granville Moonwalker take it in turns each and every Thursday to present a real-life paranormal incident to the other in the hope of convincing humanity that the supernatural exists, or making each other laugh. Each week, the co-host has no idea what’s coming up and the show is ended by deciding whether the events discussed, really were paranormal. #Probe
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Thursday May 19, 2022
#119 Tomino’s Hell - Cursed Japanese Poem
Thursday May 19, 2022
Thursday May 19, 2022
WARNING: We allegedly truthfully read a real Japanese cursed poem during todays episode.
The paranormal comedy podcast where we probe sweet little Tomino as they allegedly truthfully journey in to hell. But why? Or is this all some kind of twisted metaphor? Before that, Kev gives Granville the choice that Kev, never, had, because yes indeed folks, it is Moonwalkers birthday 2022. Will Moonwalker decide to be brave and read the Japanese curse out aloud, or will Moonwalker choose to take a shot instead? Is there even a choice at all? In this episode we cover what Mr Moonwalker would choose to say to the world of the living, if he were in the world of the deceased. We then move on to discover what would happen once this old Japanese cursed poem, originally written down on paper, was translated and released on to the internet. This one does leave us with some questions. For example, who even was Tomino? How severe is the curse? Does Kev want Moonwalker dead? All that and more on this week’s file.
For those interested, Granville’s rules for this episode were as follows:
- If G didn’t read the curse when given the choice, G had to do a shot
- If G was overconfident and did read the curse, G had to do shots for being overconfident (the choice segments would become shot segments) and the first shot was Tequila. After the tequila (if G was overconfident), G had to do 2 shots at every segment
- Either way, G was doing shots but his destiny was in his own hands
That may be confusing so to summarise, G had to do a shot for being cautious or two shots for being too brave.
David Bowles 2014 rendering of Tomino’s Hell as mentioned: https://davidbowles.us/poetry/tominos-hell-by-saijo-yaso/
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As we begun the probe, there was an introductory snippet of ‘Inside the Castle Walls’ from Super Mario 64, composed by Koji Kondo. We love to throw in old, classic video game references and themes and this tune just felt right as we started our story. Maybe it’s the association between Japan and Nintendo, who knows?
Thursday May 12, 2022
#118 Pimp yo Garden - The Amaranth UFO
Thursday May 12, 2022
Thursday May 12, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a pimped out UFO (which probably wasn’t pimped out). Back in ‘82 in Laxou, France, a man saw a ufo. A man, with a camera. Do we have reliable evidence today? Allegedly truthfully, we may… Along the way we also discover whether aliens fly cars. “Ay yo dawg, you want a goldfish in that car?” We had to cut about 20 minutes of Xzibit quotes out of this episode and the episode still mainly consisted of Xzibit quotes. Did the aliens pimp their rides? Regardless, this one was serious enough to involve the police and we encounter some evidence that simply can’t be explained (but also may have a simple explanation). But would this one turn out to have a more nefarious explanation overall, relating to Henri’s garden preferences? All that and more on this weeks file.
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Thursday May 05, 2022
#117 Fanged Humanoids Visit 1975 Japan
Thursday May 05, 2022
Thursday May 05, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe a space orangutan ball-bag bat judo techno Dracula. We know on this podcast that children, never, lie, so how do we explain what the children we meet today saw in Japan? Why would an orangutan wear a silver suit? Who’s the whinier little turd - Harry Potter or Voldemort? Is Tinkerbell involved? Is Jabba the Hutt involved? Meanwhile, this episode questions who the aliens are if you land on another planet - who are the ‘lings? I suppose that we should also allude to what this episode actually covers… Two Japanese children may or may not have allegedly truthfully seen an orange/silver UFO. A flying saucer, if you will. Not only that, but creatures, may have descended from the craft. Did these aliens know karate? Would they be confronted by a group of mums? It was down to a school to use their finest tools to investigate. All that and more on this week’s file.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. You may also have noticed during the scenic Zelda discussion a snippet of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time’s Title Theme from 1998, composed by Kōji Kondō and released via Nintendo. Beautiful. Next up, during the continual raging Harry Vs Voldemort debate, you may have noticed the accompanying music was Hedwig’s Theme, composed by John Williams. This was conducted by Mr Williams along with William Ross, performed by the London Symphony Orchestra. Magical. Harryyyyyyyyyyyy. Finally, during our Mortal Kombat discussion (Kev 1 - 0 Granville) the Mortal Kombat theme accompanied this segment. We’ve mentioned before that we’re not entirely sure on the credits for this song. The internet tells us that this theme is called Techno Syndrome and was written by Oliver Adams, published via Virgin Records but as always, if that is not accurate, our sincerest apologies. Mr Moonwalker absolutely loves that franchise but please Mr Boon and company, don’t mess with Kung Lao.
Thursday Apr 28, 2022
#116 Cow Fiddler of Cherry Creek
Thursday Apr 28, 2022
Thursday Apr 28, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Harold Butcher. We visit a dairy farm in New York, New York during 1965 as Harold squeezes on some teets. Udderly delicious. But what interrupted this moment and was it an air bus? What would the police do if they became involved? What about the Air Force? Enter Captain James A. Dorsey and his special piece of equipment. Operation Blue Book picked this one up but will the big timers believe it? Well, moderately big timers. Average timers. Ok ok, the little guys. Along the way we wonder who you’d rather see getting jacked by a milking machine? Can a Bull be milked? Do Bulls get jealous? All that and more on this weeks file.
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Thursday Apr 21, 2022
Thursday Apr 21, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Vrillon, a representative of Ashtar Galactic Command. We also probe Max Headroom’s bare buttocks. We’ve covered Ashtar before and this is where it led us. If aliens were to make contact with humanity, would it be through radio and television? What happened to Max Headroom once his butt was out? Before all that, we ponder for what reason an individual may take a magazine and venture in to a bush. We also wonder why aliens bring messages of peace around human weaponry - can the aliens see the future or have they just experienced similar in their own past? Moonwalker ponders how aliens may make contact and decides that he has a message for all the aliens unwilling or unable to clearly present themselves to humans… All that and more on this week’s file.
YouTube video of Vrilllon’s broadcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VMyRbCLbxE
Wikipedia Vrillon page - broadcast interruption transcript: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Television_broadcast_interruption#Transcript
Youtube video of the Max Headroom Doctor Who hack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjeUuakHsLw&t=1s
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. At about 12:17 today when discussing fortune tellers/future readers you will have heard the Fortune Telling House Theme from the The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past which, as we’ve mentioned before, was released on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System aka SNES in 1991 (Japan) and 1992 (North America and the United Kingdom/Europe). The music was composed by Kōji Kondō.
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
#114 Utsuro-Bune - Japanese UFO of 1803
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Japanese fishermen who allegedly truthfully encountered a strange object. The object, was carrying a mysterious female potentially not of this earth. An extraterrestrial origin you see, is the only possible explanation for red hair. This one gets a little bit fishy in plaices as Kev puns himself out. As the tale moves on, an old man comes, to see what all the fuss is about and develops a theory. The old man knew that there was only one way to deal with these types of incidents… Is this case connected to the Rendlesham Forest incident? Does Japan have a nip-on? Who put a toe in who? All that and more on this weeks PROD aka episode.
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Thursday Apr 07, 2022
#113 Ashtar, the Integratron and George Van Tassel - Original Alien Contactee
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Ashtar. Well, more specifically, we probe George Van Tassel, a potential origin of the contact movement. Despite what Mr Moonwalker will have you believe, this man may have been the precursor to all. Well, Van Tassel may not have been the first to see UFO’s as such, but he may have been the first to hear from them. Allegedly truthfully. Or would it turn out that Van Tassel is full of BS? What would Van Tassel do if other people claimed to hear from Ashtar? What is the Integratron? Did Van Tassel and George Adamski cross paths? Before all that, we learn about the best tools to use if you’re carving out delicate rooms underground. Moonwalker teaches us a new allegedly truthful fact about tortoises. We also uncover The Rock Dwayne Johnson’s final form (because The Rock is a Pokemon obviously). All that and more on this week’s file.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. Nintendo’s Pokemon Battle theme was also included during our ‘The Rock is a Pokemon’ segment today - thank you to Nintendo, Game Freak and original composer Junichi Masuda for the wonderful memories.
For those interested, here is a transcription of all of Ashtar’s Communications: http://wwwuser.gwdg.de/~agruens/UFO/ufo_apdx/ashtar_muw.html
Thursday Mar 31, 2022
#112 Carroll f’n Watts aka Kevin and his Wife - Texas Bullet Craft of 1967
Thursday Mar 31, 2022
Thursday Mar 31, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Carroll f’n Watts, a farmer whom isn’t a Tiger King. Carroll, may have had some extraterrestrial visitors. We head back to March 1967 as Carroll heads towards some unusual lights in an abandoned farm. What would happen? This one may involve a bullet-shaped object - something mechanical in nature. A rigorous physical examination may or may not take place. Later, or perhaps earlier, the Air Force hear of this one and take action - things get serious. Sort of. Does Moonwalker fill in gaps in the narrative? What was Kevin up to in Vegas in 1967. All that and more on this weeks file.
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Main source: https://www.ufoinsight.com/aliens/abductions/close-encounters-carroll-watts
Thursday Mar 24, 2022
#111 Supersonic Spheres of Wales
Thursday Mar 24, 2022
Thursday Mar 24, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe Supersonic Spheres sighted by many witnesses in Wales. Allegedly. Before we’ve barely introduced the location of todays events (Great Orme/Little Orme), Moonwalker shares some personal woes in the first five minutes. Then as the probe begins, we explore what happened to a family driving down a long and lonesome road. Why would this family incur the wrath of the RAF? What was there a bug? If so, was it a bug of earthly or extraterrestrial origin, or was it a peppercorn? Only the dentist knows. After 1997, we pop back to 1982 and you know that Moonwalker has issues when we head back to ’82. We also touch base in 2015 so this one gets around. You know what that means? Loads of credible evidence. This place is clearly a hot bed of UFO activity (Wales, that is - Greybeard definitely didn’t get confused with a previous probe). All that and more on this week’s file.
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Music created via Garageband. Additional music via: https://freepd.com - thank you most kindly good people. As we revisited a joke from two episodes ago (Tribute), we had to include a tiny instrumental snippet playing Tribute from Kyle Gass and Jack Black’s band Tenacious D (the first single from their self-titled 2001 album). The song continues to be part of Epic labels catalogue and was produced by the Dust Brothers. We encourage you to play it via all good streaming platforms and ROCK! There was also a snippet of an instrumental midi version of Dentist from Little Shop Of Horrors, a musical and 1986 movie that we occasionally reference. We were discussing a dentist so we felt that reference had to be made.
Thursday Mar 17, 2022
#110 The Symes - Attack of the Bop It
Thursday Mar 17, 2022
Thursday Mar 17, 2022
The extraterrestrial comedy podcast where we probe The Symes. But more importantly, we probe Bop It. A flying football, some would say. But not us, for we are sure that this case involves an alien Bop It. How do you complete Bop It? This question leads down a dark and immature pathway in to the meaning of bop. Let’s bring the word ‘bop’ back! So, urm, yeah… We got really hung up on Bop It today. Anyway, this one entails something metallic in the sky. What could it be? Are the Symes, being watched? Ultimately, this one comes down to whether we’d put our reputation on the line for a John? All that and more on this week’s file.
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